| Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days |
[Mar. 31st, 2004|11:31 pm] |
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Hey Kids!!
Man, have I been lazy on the updates or what? Well, in my defense, I've been pretty tied up this week. See, yesterday I was at this really long party called "A Work In Progress: A Night With Sophia Coppola" in support of my buddy Bill Murray. Thank the good lord it was in the day or else I wouldn't have been able to go. I could never miss the writing night!! Well, that was fun. I got to hang out with Claire Danes, Rosario Dawson, Quentin Tarantino, Jim Jarmusch and some others.
Then after work, well, it was crazy!! I was at a Paper Magazine Party in celebration of Tina being on the cover. Tina, Rachel, Horatio, and I all went. But the thing is, Horatio had alot to drink, I mean alot, and well, I left, but then I see the post, and it's like, holy shit!!
Here's an excerpt:
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"March 31, 2004--- MIXING alcohol and celebrites can make for a dangerous cocktail. Actor Jason Patric, roly-poly "Saturday Night Live" comic Horatio Sanz, and "Girls Gone Wild" guru Joe Francis have all gotten in trouble after a night of boozing....
Meanwhile, Sanz allegeldy shoved a woman at teh SIlver Swan, a bar on East 20th Street, at about 3 a.m yesterday. Rebecca Willis, 24, told PAGE SIX that, after Sanz was pushed from behind by a man who had heckled his karaoke performance, the corpulent comic turned his wrath on Willis, who was standing next to the heckler.
"He grabbed my fave and pushed it,"Willis said. "I chased him out of the bar. I said, 'Excuse me. You own me an apology. You pushed my face'. He said, 'You pushed me first.' He was pretty drunk and obnoxious so I walked back in. he came back inside and tried to apologize, but I walked away...I'm not hurt, but it was an insulting thing to do".
Sanz, who was with "SNL" castmate Jimmy Fallon, began his night at BLVD, where Paper magazine and Svedka vodka threw a party for it's "Beautiful People" issue. Sanz downed numerous vodka and cranberries while partying with cover girl Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch and Fallon."
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Crazy, huh?
Well, I'm in my dressing room right now. I told Tina I was going for coffee, but I just felt like updating, plus, I wanted a break. I'm so tired. I can't wait till Sunday.
Well, I'll get back to work now. They're not paying for nothing...yet! Lol, I'll shut up now!
Love,
Jimmy |
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| I'm Back! |
[Mar. 28th, 2004|10:46 pm] |
Hey!
So sorry for the lack of updates! As you can see, I've been on vacation! I'm back though. Tomorrow is back to work for me. Donald Trump. Oh boy! Can you sense the sarcasm? I hope he isn't all fancy and what have we. I'll probably change my tune after I've talked to him alittle, but as it's looking, I'm not expecting this to be a fun week. Oh, guess what? I've been booked to be a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman on April 7th. I haven't done an interview since the Today Show, Septmeber as I recall it. Yeah, we're I promoted "I Hate This Place" with Gloria.
Well, where the hell have I been, your probably wondering. I hung out with buddies, got drunk with Horatio, and visited Gloria for a bit. I love visiting her. She's so much fun. Sometimes I get alittle homesick. But we all, don't we? Well, that's it. I'll update tomorrow.
Jimmy |
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| Freetime! |
[Mar. 16th, 2004|03:25 am] |
Hey guys!
Yeah, I'm enjoying my vacation of two weeks. What did you think of the show? I loved it! It was amazing! Ben Affleck was so much fun. Sully and Denise, Joey Mack, Top O' the Morning, it was awesome! And Weekend Update, that one joke, man oh man did I get embarrassed. "Your Welcome". Hehe, I'm still laughing. I wish he could host all the time. He's a good friend of mine! I'm not looking forward to Donald Trump. Not at all! Outside of the show all of the cast got mobbed, not by fans, but by reporters asking us about Ben Affleck. Talk about damn annoying. I got to talk to fans though. Their were a bunch of people, I can't remember their names at the moment. I'll think of them later and list em. I wanna start a fan list. Do they already have those?
Sunday I got alot of sleep and cleaned. Me, clean! Crazy. I also did the laundry. I know, most people wouldn't expect to see Jimmy Fallon washing clothes, but yeah, I did. What can I say, my "Free Martha Stewart" shirt needed cleaning! Then on Monday I went out and partied at the 19th (my lucky number) Annual Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony. The press got a photo of me with Nancy Wilson, my old bud Cameron Crowe, and Nicole Spenser. You can see it at Wire Image. That's funny, wire image won't let me enlarge my own image. What's up with that? How about I go to wireimage, take a photo of them, and make them pay me $75 just to see the actual size! I hate greedy people. I'm not greedy. I'm happy just as long as I have my million dollars, my golden apartment, and my rocket car. Lol, just kidding. I'm quoting the Simpsons. Well, today (Tuesday) I hung out with Horatio and we went to a Kareoke Bar and met up with Seth, Chris, and some of the crew. Had a good time. I sung "Sympathy for the Devil". It felt like college all over again. I know I may be 29, but I feel 19 inside. Those were the days. These are the days! Okay, I'll shut up now. I'll update again and let you guys know what I've been up to. Just know this, tomorrow, St. Patrick's Day (which is technically today) I'm gonna get REALLY DRUNK!! What can I say, I'm Irish!!
Love Love Love, All You Need Is Love, (And Brooze!)
Jimmy |
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| Freetime! |
[Mar. 16th, 2004|03:15 am] |
Hey guys!
Yeah, I'm enjoying my vacation of two weeks. Sunday I got alot of sleep and cleaned. Me, clean! Crazy. I also did the laundry. I know, most people wouldn't expect to see Jimmy Fallon washing clothes, but yeah, I did. What can I say, my "Free Martha Stewart" shirt needed cleaning! Then on Monday I went out and partied at the 19th (my lucky number) Annual Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony. The press got a photo of me with Nancy Wilson, my old bud Cameron Crowe, and Nicole Spenser. You can see it at Wire Image. That's funny, wire image won't let me enlarge my own image. What's up with that? How about I go to wireimage, take a photo of them, and make them pay me $75 just to see the actual size! I hate greedy people. I'm not greedy. I'm happy just as long as I have my million dollars, my golden apartment, and my rocket car. Lol, just kidding. I'm quoting the Simpsons. Well, today (Tuesday) I hung out with Horatio and we went to a Kareoke Bar and met up with Seth, Chris, and some of the crew. Had a good time. I sung "Sympathy for the Devil". It felt like college all over again. I know I may be 29, but I feel 19 inside. Those were the days. These are the days! Okay, I'll shut up now. I'll update again and let you guys know what I've been up to.
Love Love Love, All You Need Is Love,
Jimmy |
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| And We're Live! |
[Mar. 13th, 2004|02:32 pm] |
Not really. The show won't go on air till 8 more hours. I'm taking a break, as is Tina from writing Update. We got some really good jokes going! Last night was good. We didn't stay too late. Went outside and talked to the stand by line people. It was so cool, this one girl called up Renee, and tells me it's her birthday so I sung her happy birthday. She was really surprised. I was happy to see that I made someone's day! I love making people happy!! Talked to Lauren, Jamie, Louis, and some other people. Sorry if I forgot your name. I have the worst memory ever! Well, I'm gonna go get lunch with Tina. Don't forget to tune it. Oh, and if you want a heads up for the show, the dress rehearsal commercial usually airs during whatever is one before thel local news, as well as 10 minutes before the show starts. Enjoy!
JimmyJack |
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| TGIF |
[Mar. 12th, 2004|09:51 pm] |
Heylo!
Well, to me, Fridays are great, but since I'm on SNL, I pretty much love the entire week. I'm so glad I don't hate Mondays. Well, let's see... Oh, there is a rumor that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will host the season finale. I don't really care for them. I hope we get some rock music. I'm not into rap, as most people can tell. Well, things are going well here. The show this week is going to be great!! We were working really late last night, like, 2 hours later than usual. Tonight should be fun. I'll talk to the standby line people for a little bit. Not much to say today. What's up with that? I'm usually a chatterbox.
Jimmy |
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| Thursday Night Live |
[Mar. 11th, 2004|07:29 pm] |
Hey! I'm live in my dressing room. Did you guys see the SNL promo during Friends? It was me, Rachel, and Ben. Here's a quick transcript!
Ben: Hi, I'm Ben Afflect and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live this week with musical guest N.E.R.D
Rachel: You ah gorgeous!
Me: You ah! Yeah! (I move over to her and we make out)
Hehe, it airs all the time up until the show. I can't wait!
Oh, by the way, they're might also be a Top of the Morning sketch!!
Love,
Hyper Jim |
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| Wedding (Not really, I was typing Wednesday and it turned into that) |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|12:40 am] |
Hola!
Senor Fallon here. Read through the sketches today. The Sully and Denise is going good. Oh, there is a rumor that Kevin Smith will do a cameo, and he'd come up to Ben during his monologue and say "Thanks for ruining my movie and making me cast your girlfriend!". Hehe. So many rumors here. It feels like high school. I'll never forget the time everyone thought Wynona (Am I spelling that right? Lol) and I were secretly dating. We weren't, but you know comedians! They burn you with it until your so mad that you throw a phone out of your dressing room window. I did that once. I can't remember when it was, or why I did it. I sure hope I didn't hit anyone. Well, it's alittle late and Rachel wants me to go over the Boston Teens sketch a few times. She told me about a few ideas she had, but I wasn't paying attention. Now I feel really bad.
Don't forget to watch the show!
Babs |
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| Guess where I'm at? |
[Mar. 9th, 2004|12:09 am] |
I'm still in my dressroom. Rachel, Ben, and some of the writers are in here. We're writing a Sully and Denise sketch. Let's hope it doesn't get cut. They all say hi. It's 1:17am. So early! Lol. We're having lots of fun in here. Wish you guys could see! Man, I should get a camera. Better yet, I could start a real Jarret's Room!! Awesome!! Ah well, I say alot of things but never do it. I'm so incompetent. Hehe. Well, I'll shut up now. Rachel wants to write in her journal. I'll update tomorrow and let you know how late we stayed up.
Love,
JROD |
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| It's the worst day of the week |
[Mar. 8th, 2004|11:29 pm] |
Not really, I love my job!! I'm home from the pitch meeting. Ben Afflect was really cool!! We're gonna try to do a Sully and Denise sketch!! We haven't done that one in a while. There were a few J-Lo jokes at the meeting, but that was expected. People keep calling me Jhole. Oddly enough, it doesn't bother me! Hehe. I just watched Molly Shannon on Leno. I'll need to pick up a blank tape and record her show. I feel bad, I haven't seen Tracy's show in awhile. I always support the cast, but sometimes, I don't have the time. Well, I don't really have anything to say tonight. I'm alittle tired. And I wanna get a good night's rest before the long writing session tomorrow. I love my work!!!
Sincerely,
Floundertits (Yeah, Horatio is starting to call me that!)
"Sometimes I cross the street with my eyes shut" - Yeah, that was my line! |
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| Saturday, Saturday, Saturday (Playing Elton John in my head) |
[Mar. 8th, 2004|12:04 am] |
Hey!!
Well, it's actually Sunday. Sorry I didn't post last night! I'm sure you all know where I was! Well, unfortunatly, Will couldn't make it so we couldn't do Jeffrey's. And for Lonan, well, it got cut. "DAMN YOU LORNE!" Just kidding. That man is so smart, no move he makes is a wrong move! Well, what did you guys think? Did ya like the accent sketch? I thought it was hilarious! As you could see, I started to crack a bit of a smile. I loved the Soprano's sketch. Getting to dress crazy and all. I don't really watch that show so I wasn't too sure about who I was playing. I hope I sounded like the guy. I really liked Update! I loved when Horatio and Rachel came in as Peter Jacksona and Elijah Wood. Is anyone else surprised at how dead on Rachel looks like Elijah? Her facial expressions are dead on!
Here's a list of the nicknames:
Jrod
Jimmy Jack
Fallonious
Big Ballin' Fallon
Captain Bad Ass
Baron Von Awesome
Tina's:
Babs
Queer Boner
Flounder Tits
Jhole
I like Flounder tits. I came up with that one! Go me! I like Babs too. After the show, alot of people kept calling me JROD, and Babs. It was funny. My mom and dad came this weekend. I love them so much. They left around 3 today so they be home before dark. I love it when they come! I feel lucky to have such wonderful parents.
Oh, and ANA! I'm so happy she came! This was her first time back since she quit. I miss her alot! I really had fun this week. This week should be good too! Ben and I had alot of fun last time he hosted. I can almost guarantee you that Maya is gonna be playing JLO this week. I loved the Benny Hill scene. That was alittle of my idea too! I loved this episode! I hope you guys liked it too!
Well, I'm gonna sleep! Gotta work tomorrow!! And I need to go buy some more Big Red!
Love,
JROD |
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| Freaky Friday |
[Mar. 6th, 2004|01:35 am] |
It's Friday. Well, technically, it's early Saturday morning but I don't care. So, we ran through a whole bunch of sketches today. They loved the Jeffrey's and the Lonan sketch. I hope they make it. We'll never know. Left the building aroun 12:00am. Talked to the stand by people. Said hi to Louis and Jamie, and some new people. They were all nice. I think it's amazing how these people come and sleep in a New York street just for tickets to see the show. It's truly flattering. Well, I'm home now, in my comfy pajamas. Wanna know what they are? They're Rolling Stones!! I have a black t-shirt with the 40 Licks pic. and black pants with "Rolling Stones" written all over. It was a gift from Gloria (sister, not mom or grandma) for Christmas. I've got a lot of ideas for Weekend Update. We start writing it tomorrow around 1pm. Right after my weekly dose of Lizzie McGuire. Yes, I watch that show. I love watching kid shows. They're alot better than those damn reality programs. What happened to good TV? Well, it is getting late, and if I wanna wake up in time, I should hit the hay. If I'm late again, (like I was last week), Tina is gonna be mad!!!! Oh, what was freaky about today, your wondering? Watching one of the writers down a coke cap full of glue for a kiss from Norah Jones. It was disgusting, yet funny.
Well, don't forget to tune in tomorrow!!
As always,
Sleepy Jimmy |
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| Must Read Journal..Stupid me, I was trying to make it sound like Must See TV, but I failed miserably |
[Mar. 4th, 2004|10:26 pm] |
Hi peoply!!
Yes, I am at work. Sitting in my room. Drinking a venti non fate vanilla latte and munching on a peanut butter cookie. I love Starbucks, I just hate how they ridiculously overprice everything. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not cheap, but I'm not one to waste money either. So, last night we read throught about 20 sketches. Some we're really good. They loved the Jeffrey's sketch. The Lonan O'Brady went well to, but the thing is, it's more of an visual sketch. I hope they'll understand it tonight. Right now Darrell is going through a sketch. I can't remember what it is. Tonight is the fun night! It's like being back in high school, rehearsing the one act play. Too bad I wasn't in any of those. Lol. But my friend Lisa Beebe was. She's cool. I haven't heard from her in a while. Amy says hi. She wants me to help her design the costume and hair piece for the Conan parody. I guess that means I have to go-go. Haha. Wake me up before you go go. What a weird song. It's like that Mmm-bop. It made no sense but it was catchy.
Well, have fun and don't forget to tune in this weekend.
Your Personal Pessimist,
Jimmy |
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| Hump Day!! |
[Mar. 3rd, 2004|06:57 pm] |
Lol. Yes, it is hump day. Well, I finished the two sketches last night. Got home around 3am. That's an early night for me!! Went home, slept great. Woke up late. Those are great song lyrics. Hehe. Now I'm back in my dressing room. Tina's rounding everyone up for the read throughs. Aw! I don't wanna get up! I've been really lazy lately. Janet Jackson is hosting the show on April 10. Could this show get anymore teeny? Not that I don't like her, it's just that I'd appreciate a host like Charlize Theron or Conan O'Brian once in a while. Okay, Tina just told me to get up. I'll post again tomorrow and tell how things went. Have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow.
Jiminy Cricket |
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| In my dressing room |
[Mar. 2nd, 2004|06:53 pm] |
Hi kids! Do you like action? Lol, since when do I quote myself?
Well, it's 7pm here in New York and I'm sitting in front of my computer in my dressing room. It's sketch writing time!!! Amy's in here. She says hi! She's gonna help me write a sketch. We're thinking that we could have a sketch, called "Late Night with Lonan O'Brady". It features Amy with a big red wig and stilts. It's basically paroding Conan. And I get to be a guest on the show. I come out and she has to bend down really far to hug me. Sound good? Hope they go for it. Well, Amy is starting to dig into my Clark Bar stash so I'd better stop now. Here's to a hopefully not up too late night.
Jimsy |
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| Me, here, now |
[Mar. 2nd, 2004|12:08 am] |
Hmm... I'm updating just to type, random quotes if you will. Oh, I'm home by the way. The meeting ended around 11pm. Went home. Peed. Made some popcorn, grabbed a coke. And now I'm sitting @ my computer and staring at this. How was your day? They liked my idea for the Jeffrey's sketch. Only problem is, they like alot of ideas. There are no guarantees. Update this week - Haven't even hinted around it. I'll get some ideas going tonight. My hair is a mess right now. I should just shave it all off. I can see that. That would look really weird. I'll never do that. You know what else is funny? I'm well compensated, yet I have a free account. I was too lazy to grab my credit card and hit a few numbers. Ah well, so be it. They don't need my money way. I donated some money back to my old high school, Saugerties High. Funnily enough, the money went to the Drama Klub. I didn't make it in drama klub. Same for basketball, baseball, and football. I should have told them it was for the gold team. Golf was fun. I can't believe I was good at that. I could by Tiger Woods right now. Ah well, SNL is my passion. I love getting paid to be a jackass. But when I'm an old coot, I'll play golf again. It's so expensive, yet people continue to play it. Where did I hear that from? Can't remember. Ooh, I should watch American Idol tomorrow. It's the worst of the worst. I wonder how that guy felt about me making fun of him. Well, I'm sure what I did was nothing compared to how badly he embarrassed himself. My friend who works in the NBC store on the first floor, Zeke, tried out. He didn't make it on air. I wonder if that's a good thing?
Well, I'm gonna start looking for some ideas for the show.
Don't let the bed bugs bite,
Jimmy |
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| And We're Back!!!!!! |
[Mar. 1st, 2004|05:02 pm] |
Actually, I'm back at work right now! Colin Firth is cool! I love his accent! Brits are awesome. I have a great idea for the pitch meeting tonight. I was thinking that we could do a Jeffrey's sketch. Get Will to stop by so he can be the cool store manager guy again. I loved that sketch. It always cracks me up, no matter how hard I try not to laugh. Ah well. I'm looking forward to a good week. Hope you are too.
Jimbo Fallo |
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| Oscars |
[Feb. 29th, 2004|11:18 pm] |
Hey hey, I'm super gay. Lol. Not. That was the first thing that popped in my head that ryhmed. Back on topic, the oscars.
Why didn't Bill win? Why? Why? Why? Sean Penn sucks!
Just kidding. I like Sean Penn, I just wanted to see my buddy win. I hope he isn't too sad. I should take him out for drinks. The Oscar/Grammy losers. Lol. We don't need awards to know that we're good at what we do. At least that's what Gloria tells me. I'm excited for the show this week! I wonder if they'll let me parody Adrian Brody! That would be awesome!! Well, I'm gonna get some Z's. It's gonna be a long long week.
Have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow,
Jim Jim - Fal Fal
Oh, congrats to Charlize Theron!!! She really deserved that! |
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| Hey Hey!! |
[Feb. 29th, 2004|03:38 am] |
Hey guys, it's me, Jimmy Fallon. That guy from SNL. The Idiot Boyfriend. You probably haven't heard of me though. I saw "Passion of Christ" on Wednesday with two of my buddies. It was great! So emotional. It moved me. Really, it did. The gore made me cover my face. Haha. I'm so funny. But it really was a great movie and I highly recommend it! No one noticed me, thank the Lord. I left pretty quickly though. I should have brought my shades. Well, this weekend has been pretty crucial for me. I've been working up on the 8th floor (the floor SNL is on) negotiating my contract. I can't tell you just yet if I'm staying or not. I would like too though. I guess it really depends on the success of "Taxi". Too bad Taxi isn't coming out until after the season starts. So I could risk leaving and have the movie fail, or sign back on but become a success. It's shitsville for me, huh? Well, it's getting late and I'm tired. Gotta go back to work this week. Host, Colin Firth. Musical Guest, Norah Jones. This outta be fun. I'll talk in a british accent!!
Rock on,
Jimmy |
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| Welcome |
[Feb. 29th, 2004|03:33 am] |
Hi everyone! It's me, Jimmy Fallon!!
No, this really isn't Jimmy Fallon. This is Vanessa, Monica Bing Fallon, Fallonized, owner of www.thefallonfanatic.cjb.net. I'm sure you've heard of me before, right? Well, I was running through live journals when I thought of something. What if Jimmy has a live journal? Then it hit me. I should start a live journal and write in it as if I were Jimmy! It would be a great way to keep Jimmy info in order, and be a fun way to see what things are like for Jimmy. I know it sounds alittle dumb, but to me it sounds like a hell of fun. So, here we go, I'm transforming myself into James Thomas Fallon!!!! |
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